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So, there it is, people.

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Due to budget cutbacks,

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we will no longer be offering
free squid guts in the kitchen.

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(SOBBING)

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(DOOR OPENS)

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Oh, boo-hoo.

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Everyone, look at
my latest invention!

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Okay.

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I like how it's not
killing us so far.

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It takes any object
and makes two smaller copies.

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All right!

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Why?

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You see, as I age,

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I've been shrinking
and feeling colder.

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So now I need twice as many
sweaters, in a smaller size.

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First, I scan
the old sweater.

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Then we add some matter.

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Any old,
useless matter will do.

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Now the matter prism
reorganizes the raw material

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into two smaller copies.

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So, that's where
baby sweaters come from.

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NARRATOR:
Enclosed as a PDF attachment,

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a picture of yourself,
in a boat, on a river.

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It's a river that
flows in two directions.

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Make that three.

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It's a magic river,
that's how.

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And it's flowing down
the eerie canal to

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The Scary Door.

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That's "eerie” with two E's.

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Consider,
if you have the energy,

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Dr. Daniel Zenus, an inventor
with a terminal case

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of "The Lazies."

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This robot will do
everything for me.

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Robot, activate yourself
and do my research.

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Ahh.

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Next, assume
my social obligations.

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Dr. Zenus,

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for a lifetime of
scientific achievement,

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we present this award
to your robot.

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Daddy, I love you.

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(CRYING)

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If only
I'd programmed the robot

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to be more careful
what I wished for.

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Robot, experience
this tragic irony for me.

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No!

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Ahh.

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Ahh.

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Man, I wish we had
a robot to do stuff.

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I know, right?

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(DOOR OPENS)

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Bender, thank God
I found you in time.

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I need someone in the lab
immediately to fold my new sweaters.

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I'm sorry, do you see a robot
in this room named "Folder"?

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(CHUCKLING)

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Fortunately, I came prepared
with a back-up phrasing.

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Bender, would you mind
bending my new sweaters?

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There's only
two of them.

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Wait.

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You want me to
do two things?

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Man, I'd call my lawyer if dialing
a phone wasn't such a hassle.

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Razza frazza two things.

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Ooh, Razza frazza duplicator.

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Now for some tasty matter.

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(DINGING)

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Howdy, fellas.
I'm Bender.

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Go to hell, old man!

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I like your attitude.
Let's party.

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But first,
fold these two sweaters.

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BOTH: I'm sorry,
do you see a robot

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in this room
named "Folder"?

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(BOTH CHUCKLING)

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Damn, you're cute.

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(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)

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(BOTH CRYING OUT)

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(ALL CRY OUT)

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(CAMERA CLICKING)

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Hi. I'm Bender.

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This is my robot Bender, and
this is my other robot Bender.

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Oh, Lord.

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They're 60% scale
replicas of me, Bender.

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Does that mean they only
do 60% of the work you do,

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or that they actually
do more work

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because they're only
60% as lazy?

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(MUMBLING)

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Shut up.

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(BENDERS LAUGHING)
That's a good one.

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Enough good ones, everyone.

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We have a delivery to
an alien space giant.

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You'll have to
be respectful.

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This customer is 50-feet tall and
sensitive about his appearance.

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Colossal tooth whitener,
mega deodorant,

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humongous acne cream, aww,

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and one
regular-sized condom.

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All that and a small wiener?
This guy's got it going' on!

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(BENDERS LAUGHING)

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Remember, don't show any
reaction to his appearance.

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(LEELA CRIES OUT)

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I hope that's vanishing cream,
'cause that needs to go away.

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(LAUGHING)

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That's cold-blooded!

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Shh!

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It's okay.
I understand.

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My unusual appearance
makes people nervous.

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You used humor
to defuse the tension.

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Yep, and there's still a little
more tension. So, look out!

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(CLEARS THROAT)
You so ugly,

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when trick-or-treaters come to
your house, they give you candy.

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You so ugly,
when you go to the bank,

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they ask you to
put on a ski mask!

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You so ugly, you
cracked The Daily Mirror.

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It's a newspaper!

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(BENDERS LAUGHING)

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I wish it weren't so, but
many of these things are true.

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Anyhow, you've lowered
my self-esteem a bit more,

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but I'm sincerely grateful
you came all this way

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to deliver my fungus chisel.

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Don't feel bad, sir.
It's not your fault.

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You probably just
inherited your appearance

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from your mother.
What?

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No one
insults my mama

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(CREW SCREAMING)

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(ROARING)

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(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

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(SCREAMING)

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BENDER: God, shield your eyes!

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It's like Edward
James Olmos on IMAX!

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(CHUCKLING)

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Did you see his face
when I said he so ugly?

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No, I blacked out,
'cause he so ugly!

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Hey, guys, quit reminiscing
and grab me two cigars.

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One thing each?

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Sounds fair.

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Wait, make that
four cigars.

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BOTH: You want us
to do four things?

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My Manwich!

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(DINGING)

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ALL: What's up, shorty?

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And that's the story
of how one of me became two,

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and two became four,
making seven total.

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The end.

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I just like
having the end locker.

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It's not like Amy
cares about it at all.

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But no, she won't trade with me.

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A rat!

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Yes, she is a rat.

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No, look!

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Which way
to the tiny hookers?

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(SCREAMING)

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A big, fat roach!

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What?
I thought I put that away.

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No, there!

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00:08:02,731 --> 00:08:03,774
Who are you?

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00:08:03,899 --> 00:08:04,984
Bender sent me.

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00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:08,070
(NOISY MUSIC AND CHATTER)

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00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:13,534
Hey, I know that guy.

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Scruffy, what is that tiny
Bender doing in my soup?

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It appears to be giving you
the finger, sir. Enjoy.

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Help me, help me! I'm too
lazy to escape! (GASPS)

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(BURPING)

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(CHUCKLING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(TINY THUD) Ow!

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(DINGING)

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What?

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This place
is crawling with yous!

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So there's more
Benders around.

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As far as I'm concerned,
that's good news.

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Bad news, everyone.

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Look at this
infinite series

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representing the mass of
successive generations of Benders.

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00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,375
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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(GASPS)

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00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:07,880
Don't wait for me.

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00:09:07,963 --> 00:09:09,965
It's non-convergent!

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00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:11,383
Oh, dip!

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00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:13,510
Unless we quickly
exterminate them,

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they'll replicate
ad infinitum

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00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:18,474
and consume
all the matter on Earth.

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00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:19,975
(WORRIED MUTTERING)

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According to my calculations, there
are 11 generations at the moment.

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That's 2,046 total Benders
we need to destroy.

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00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:30,360
Wait, does that include me?

184
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(GROANING)

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00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:39,328
Too bad he didn't
have his own Bible.

186
00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:42,581
Just 2,045 more to go.

187
00:09:43,999 --> 00:09:45,709
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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Creatures have taken
over my house

189
00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:53,467
They want my food
and my skin and my time

190
00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:56,178
Little frogs are okay
but the slugs on the rug

191
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Send me out of my mind

192
00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:01,475
There's no place else
that I can go

193
00:10:01,725 --> 00:10:03,519
The only thing
I can turn to is

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00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:05,187
Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control

195
00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:06,772
A-what?-ho
A-what?-ho Wha-ho

196
00:10:06,855 --> 00:10:08,524
Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control

197
00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,275
Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control

198
00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,860
A-what?-ho
A-what?-ho Wha-ho

199
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,278
Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control

200
00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:14,571
All right!

201
00:10:16,865 --> 00:10:18,117
(ALL CRUNCHING)

202
00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:22,287
Two thousand
forty five, 2,046.

203
00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,665
That's it. We got 'em
all except for the big one.

204
00:10:24,748 --> 00:10:27,084
Wait, this isn't
a real Bender.

205
00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:30,087
It's a talking doll from
when Bender had that sitcom

206
00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:32,548
about the city robot
who moves back to the farm.

207
00:10:33,298 --> 00:10:35,217
Shut your pumpkin, bumpkin.

208
00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:37,052
(CANNED LAUGHTER)

209
00:10:37,302 --> 00:10:40,389
All right, so I let
one measly Bender get away.

210
00:10:40,472 --> 00:10:43,809
How much harm can one
infinitely self-reproducing robot do?

211
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,603
Bender! How could you be
so lazy and irresponsible?

212
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:47,688
(SNORING)

213
00:10:47,771 --> 00:10:50,065
Hey. What? Did
someone say I'm great?

214
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,400
(CHEWING SOUNDS)

215
00:10:52,609 --> 00:10:53,944
(WORRIED MUTTERING)

216
00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:56,029
What's with the gray goo?

217
00:10:57,072 --> 00:10:58,949
Bite my tiny metal ass!

218
00:10:59,366 --> 00:11:01,952
Hey, those jerklings
ate my couch.

219
00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:05,622
God! We've opened
Pandora's fly.

220
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,249
They'll reproduce
without limit,

221
00:11:07,332 --> 00:11:09,918
consuming all
the matter in the world!

222
00:11:10,085 --> 00:11:11,920
Like the Kardashians.

223
00:11:15,382 --> 00:11:18,886
Now they drank my booze?
They've gone too far!

224
00:11:19,094 --> 00:11:22,347
Wait a second. All Benders
are powered by alcohol!

225
00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:23,473
Of course.

226
00:11:23,765 --> 00:11:26,185
Long before
the Benders devour the Earth,

227
00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:29,104
they'll deplete the
planet's booze and die off.

228
00:11:29,229 --> 00:11:31,648
This is a problem
that will solve itself.

229
00:11:31,815 --> 00:11:33,609
A problem
that solves itself?

230
00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:36,320
That sounds like
a job for me, Bender.

231
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:37,696
(SNORING)

232
00:11:39,781 --> 00:11:41,074
Our top story,

233
00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:44,703
all alcohol on Earth
has mysteriously disappeared.

234
00:11:44,786 --> 00:11:46,538
Consequences are minimal,

235
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,999
except among
the most hardened alcoholics.

236
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,584
Linda?

237
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:53,670
I can no longer
face my children!

238
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,297
(SOBBING)

239
00:11:55,547 --> 00:11:56,715
Crisis averted.

240
00:11:56,798 --> 00:11:59,343
Without alcohol, the
Benders are dying off.

241
00:11:59,676 --> 00:12:01,595
(ALL COUGHING, GASPING)

242
00:12:04,556 --> 00:12:07,059
A greater tragedy
my eyes have never beheld.

243
00:12:07,267 --> 00:12:09,311
Well, into the toilet.

244
00:12:12,105 --> 00:12:13,106
(COUGHS)

245
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:16,526
So sober, so weak.

246
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:19,404
Things really worked
out nicely this time.

247
00:12:19,821 --> 00:12:20,822
(SNORING)

248
00:12:22,699 --> 00:12:23,700
(SPUTTERING)

249
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,788
This doesn't taste
like old-man water.

250
00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:30,624
Everyone to
the situation room!

251
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,669
I was lying here snoozing,

252
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:37,256
dreaming, oddly enough,
about bathing in champagne

253
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:40,092
with six of the world's
most distinguished scientists,

254
00:12:40,175 --> 00:12:41,426
when suddenly,

255
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:45,347
I realized my bathwater had
been transformed into alcohol.

256
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,848
Alcohol?

257
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,685
(CHEERING)

258
00:12:52,145 --> 00:12:54,022
Chug, chug,
chug, chug!

259
00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:56,358
Chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug!

260
00:12:56,483 --> 00:12:57,484
Mmm!

261
00:12:57,567 --> 00:13:01,613
It's like fine cognac
with a hint of aged scrotum.

262
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,699
How can this be?

263
00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:06,702
I thought the Benders drank
all the alcohol in the world.

264
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:09,246
They did,
but then they made more!

265
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:14,376
You see, once the Benders
reached atomic scale,

266
00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:18,630
they began directly manipulating
water and CO2 molecules

267
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:20,299
to make alcohol.

268
00:13:21,049 --> 00:13:22,134
(BURPING)

269
00:13:22,217 --> 00:13:23,218
(YELPING)

270
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,511
In a matter of hours,

271
00:13:24,594 --> 00:13:27,472
there will be no more
fresh water on Earth.

272
00:13:29,224 --> 00:13:32,644
No! What will I
mix with my scotch?

273
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:40,861
(SLURRING) Hey, you!

274
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,238
Good evening.

275
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,283
Who are you calling drunk?
You're not drunk. I'm drunk.

276
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,076
That's right, Linda.

277
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,620
Water is now booze,

278
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:53,749
and everyone's tiddy much
protally fit-shaced.

279
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:54,833
(HICCUP-PING)

280
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:59,338
Turning to sports,
the Indy 500 was today.

281
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,423
There were no survivors.

282
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:06,470
This chair is so comfortable.

283
00:14:06,928 --> 00:14:07,929
(VOMITING)

284
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,098
(CHUCKLING) Classic Amy.

285
00:14:10,974 --> 00:14:12,726
You want to see
a picture of my boy?

286
00:14:12,809 --> 00:14:13,852
Sure.

287
00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:16,355
That's your penis.

288
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,731
That's my boy.

289
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,901
I guess this isn't
not so bad.

290
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:23,945
As long as we don't need
to use our mental...

291
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:25,155
Mental...

292
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,281
Minds?

293
00:14:26,406 --> 00:14:27,449
What?

294
00:14:32,954 --> 00:14:34,456
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

295
00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:39,002
No, listen.

296
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,213
I freaking love you.

297
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,298
And I don't throw
that word around.

298
00:14:43,423 --> 00:14:44,883
I know you don't.

299
00:14:44,966 --> 00:14:47,761
That's why I love you.

300
00:14:47,844 --> 00:14:50,305
Are the pizza muffins
ready?

301
00:14:50,722 --> 00:14:52,349
(ALL SCREAMING)

302
00:14:52,432 --> 00:14:54,518
He's here for revenging,
that's why!

303
00:14:54,601 --> 00:14:57,312
No!
Wait! I'm here to apologize.

304
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,815
For your looks?
(LAUGHING)

305
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,566
Nice one.

306
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:04,403
Well, yes, actually, it
is sort of related to that.

307
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:05,654
Can we talk?

308
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,240
Grabbing your
spaceship was not okay.

309
00:15:08,448 --> 00:15:11,868
I lost my cool,
and I'm sorry.

310
00:15:11,993 --> 00:15:14,454
In group, I learned
that I tend to be a bit...

311
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:15,997
Repulsive?
(CHUCKLING)

312
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,290
Sensitive.

313
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:20,001
So now I'm, like, trying
to work on my attitude,

314
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,295
and project
an air of Positivity.

315
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,589
You're projecting
an air of something.

316
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:25,715
Phew!

317
00:15:26,174 --> 00:15:29,970
You're so stinky, you need
Right Guard and left guard.

318
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,347
I'll take your
hygiene advice to heart.

319
00:15:32,472 --> 00:15:34,683
You're ugly!
(LAUGHING)

320
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,686
(ARTILLERY FIRING)
Hey! Ow!

321
00:15:38,311 --> 00:15:39,855
Yo, freak show!

322
00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:43,525
Your face has been declared
a weapon of mass disgusting.

323
00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:45,652
(LAUGHING)
Timeless.

324
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:48,196
Okay, deep breath,
deep breath.

325
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:54,911
Dr. Lester man?

326
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:55,954
I'm sorry to bother you,

327
00:15:56,037 --> 00:15:58,874
but I think I'm close
to a temper-control incident.

328
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,292
RECORDING:
You have reached the office

329
00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:03,253
of Dr. Judy Lester man
and Dr. Ira Rothkiss.

330
00:16:03,336 --> 00:16:05,005
The office
is now closed.

331
00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:06,923
If this is
a pharmacy calling...

332
00:16:07,048 --> 00:16:08,049
(SCREAMING)

333
00:16:10,051 --> 00:16:13,972
That's it! I promised myself
I wouldn't do this, but...

334
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,101
I will destroy you all!

335
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:23,565
I won't stop until your whole planet
is as ugly as you perceive me to be!

336
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:26,026
That will take
a very long time.

337
00:16:26,109 --> 00:16:29,571
(LAUGHING)
Okay. Stop! Stop!

338
00:16:33,783 --> 00:16:34,868
Stupid...

339
00:16:39,247 --> 00:16:42,167
Blender, you're the
only one who's sober.

340
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,710
You got to do something!

341
00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:45,754
Haven't I done
enough already?

342
00:16:46,087 --> 00:16:49,716
Please, stop the monster.
Just do that one thing!

343
00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:51,801
Make it zero,
and you got a deal.

344
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:55,764
(FRUSTRATED GRUNT) What if I
folded-ed the Professor's sweaters for you?

345
00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:56,973
Both of them?

346
00:16:57,098 --> 00:17:00,519
You mean you'll do two things,
and I only have to do one thing?

347
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,646
Yeah. Just save the world.

348
00:17:03,146 --> 00:17:04,356
(CHUCKLING)

349
00:17:04,439 --> 00:17:05,482
Sucker.

350
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:10,570
Legion of Benders,
come unto me!

351
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,822
We have one thing to do.

352
00:17:13,114 --> 00:17:14,407
ALL BENDERS:
Screw that!

353
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,034
Come on,
you lazy jerks!

354
00:17:16,117 --> 00:17:17,369
If we all pitch in,

355
00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:20,288
we each only have to do
one quintillionth of a thing.

356
00:17:20,747 --> 00:17:22,582
ALL BENDERS: (SIGHING)
All right.

357
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:40,934
Whoa.

358
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:48,984
Big Bender starts right now.

359
00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:55,198
Get a shave, ugly!

360
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:56,992
Oh.

361
00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:04,499
How about some
aftershave, dumpy?

362
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:06,334
You big bully!

363
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:09,713
You ugly nerd, enjoy a
nice Guggenheim swirly!

364
00:18:09,796 --> 00:18:10,797
(CRASHING)

365
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,346
(CRYING OUT IN PAIN)

366
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,432
Let this beating be a lesson

367
00:18:20,515 --> 00:18:23,685
about never attacking those
more handsome than oneself.

368
00:18:24,644 --> 00:18:27,564
All I wanted was
to apologize to you people.

369
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,774
But now
I have to kill you.

370
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:32,611
How, by making me look at you?
(LAUGHING)

371
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:35,488
No. By making you
look at my mama

372
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:36,615
Ah!

373
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,325
Your mama's so ugly!

374
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,994
I told you not to
talk about my mama

375
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:52,714
(GROANING)

376
00:19:01,097 --> 00:19:03,350
ROBOT GOD:
Walk toward the light, Bender.

377
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,894
BENDER:
Man, do I have to walk?

378
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:07,687
No!

379
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,400
(LAUGHING)

380
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,069
Huh?

381
00:19:14,152 --> 00:19:15,236
(SURPRISED CRY)

382
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,241
No!

383
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,996
At last I'm beautiful!

384
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,000
BENDER: Yeah,
if you're into gray dust.

385
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:31,878
(CHEERING)

386
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,047
Bender, you di' it!

387
00:19:34,130 --> 00:19:36,174
No, we di' it.

388
00:19:36,966 --> 00:19:38,218
Ladies and gentlemen,

389
00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:41,930
if, together we were able to
defeat this giant space monster,

390
00:19:42,138 --> 00:19:43,932
think how also
we might defeat

391
00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:47,644
the monsters of poverty
and disease and unliteracy.

392
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:51,022
In this spirit,
I ask my fellow Benders

393
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,233
to join me in
working diligently to...

394
00:19:53,316 --> 00:19:54,693
Boo!

395
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,194
Go to hell!

396
00:19:56,277 --> 00:19:57,862
Come on, let's go someplace

397
00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:01,282
where we don't have to do one
quintillionth of a thing all the time.

398
00:20:15,004 --> 00:20:16,631
Well, that was dumb.

399
00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:22,637
(ALL GROANING IN PAIN)

400
00:20:22,929 --> 00:20:24,723
Man, were we drunk.

401
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,266
What happened, Professor?

402
00:20:26,349 --> 00:20:29,310
Something
absolutely incredible!

403
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,563
The sweaters got folded!

404
00:20:31,646 --> 00:20:32,897
(SURPRISED MUTTERING)

405
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,065
But how?

406
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,400
I didn't do it.

407
00:20:35,483 --> 00:20:38,319
Bender, did you learn a
lesson about not being lazy

408
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,822
while the rest of us were
bombed out of our gourds?

409
00:20:40,905 --> 00:20:42,490
Maybe I did, Fry.

410
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,409
Maybe I did.

411
00:20:44,492 --> 00:20:46,828
Or maybe I rescued
one last mini-Bender

412
00:20:46,911 --> 00:20:50,749
to fold stupid, ugly sweaters
while I laughed at him. (GIGGLING)

413
00:20:51,207 --> 00:20:53,209
I guess we'll never know.

414
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,550
(ALL BENDERS LAUGHING)